Pastor Terry Jones
Dove World Outreach Center
5805 NW 37th St
Gainesville, FL 32653
My Dearest Pastor Terry Jones,
First, I wish to thank you for your excellent service. Your blind ambitions have done more to advance my cause then could have been hoped for.
Second, congratulations on keeping “International Burn a Koran Day” alive.
Following up on Terry's inane book, "Islam is of the Devil", is his new title.
You did not cave into pressure from those fools who would put love, peace and human harmony ahead of hatred and bigotry. I am particularly impressed that you would resist pressure from the commanding general of coalition forces in Afghanistan, General David Petraeus, who stated emphatically that your decision would result in the deaths of coalition troops. Your message trumps the petty lives of those pawns they call soldiers
Third, I am overjoyed by your partnership with Westboro Baptist Church. I have worked hard to link up your churches, and am so pleased to see you both publicly condemning to hell all who do not agree with your message. Perhaps we can get you to partake in Westboro’s celebrations of the deaths of US military personnel. I particularly like Westboro’s “Thank God for dead soldiers” signs that were displayed at soldier’s funerals. What a great partnership. Such possibilities.
Finally, a personal note. In my dealings with man, I have learned that never is a man so wrong as when he is convinced that he is so right. You my dear Pastor Jones are so solidly convinced of how right you are. Do not doubt your path or your faith. Don’t think things through. Just believe in how right you are. The more you are convinced of that, the greater your service to me.
Your Lord and Master,
Satan
Father of Lies
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